Does anyone from Lancashire have the time, equipment and accent to read aloud a speech and send via email? I am an actress from South London and have to perform the monologue below next week with a Lancashire accent. I'm afraid I could not pay anyone but it would be greatly appreciated if anyone would offer their assistance.

Love you? Good heavens, of course not! Why on earth should I love you? You were just an amusement, a lark...you're a man and I was your little fancy. Well, I'm a woman and you were my little fancy. You wouldn't prevent a woman enjoying herself as much as a man, if she takes it into her head? You're not good enough for me - the chap Fanny Hawthorn weds has got to be made of much different stuff from you my lad. My husband, if ever I have one will be a man, not a fellow who'll throw over his girl at his father's bidding! Strikes me the sons of these rich manufacturers are all much alike. They seem a bit weak in the upper storey. It's their fathers' brass that's all too much for them. They don't know how to spend it properly. They're like those chaps who can't carry their drink because they aren't used to it. The brass gets in their head like! No, you're not a fool altogther. But there's summat lacking. You're not man enough for me. You're a nice lad and I'm fond of you. But I couldn't ever marry you. We've had a right good time together, I'll never forget that. It has been a right good time and no mistake! We've enjoyed ourselves proper! But all good times have to come to an end, and ours is over now. Come along now, and bid me farewell...

Thank you,

Grace

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